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Dad’s Grading Scale

A+ = Average

A = Awful

B = Better not show that to me

C = Cannot believe what I am seeing

D = Don’t come home

F = Find a new family

Credits : Jonathan Paul, 16 yr & Judah Paul, 12 yr.

The boys revamped the grading scale to meet Dad’s expectations.

“ Mom, it would be nice if I was not afraid of anything for a day. ”

- Kid inspired by a base jumper on TV show -

“ There's so many choices! Which one do I choose?! ”

- Kid looking at 6 pairs of identical black socks. -

 

Chores

Mom: Boys, please unload and load the dishwasher after you are done with dinner.

Boys:  We’re never going to finish dinner! We’ll keep eating forever!

Sister: I’d rather do the dishes so I can get on with my life!

Dinner talk by Jonathan-14, Judah-11 & Neorah-8.

 

Twix Genes

Judah: Mom, didn’t you eat a Twix bar for lunch everyday when you were a kid?

Mom: Yes.

Judah: I think I got the Twix genes from you!

Judah, 11 yrs, eats Twix for lunch everyday.

 

Bad Words

Judah: (whispering)  Mom! The dictionary has bad words in it!

Mom: :O

Judah: (whispering) It has J-A-C-K-A-S-S.

By Judah Paul @ 7 yrs.

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